Why ARE Men Happier?
Makes sense to me.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is
all yours. Wedding
Plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just
another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a
whiteT-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt
to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You
don't have to stop and
think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People
never stare at your chest when you're talking to
them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
can open all your
own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act
of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and
neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for
all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You
have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25
minutes.
No wonder men are happier